I can’t believe that they actually made this fake trailer into a feature film and I can’t be more excited about it. Machete is going to be THE film of 2010. How can you go wrong with Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal, and Robert De Niro?
Not enough for you, well Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez is there for the babe factor. You can even see a guy with a Luchador mask in this movie. Don’t take my word for it, watch the trailer